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Barbie, why in the fuck do you have a wine bottle on top of the oven. That’s a safety hazard, you stupid bitch.
Jesus christ Barbie, you left the fridge open — I mean seriously, you’re letting all that cold air out and all your food is going to spoil. What the hell is wrong with you barbie, you food wasting bitch. What. the actual. hell.
How could you just leave a cheese grater on top of the fridge like that? It can easily fall and hurt someone, what the hell barbie, you fucking sadistic fuck.
Barbie, what the fuck do you even think you’re doing?! Did you think you were going to get away with this?! If your mother saw you trying to clean up blood with Dawn — fucking Dawn, Barbie — she’d shit a brick. Use some god damn bleach. Jesus.
Bitch use some goddamn fucking common sense. If you’re going to store raw meat in your fridge, put it in goddamn container. JFC, are you retarded? That shit’s going to drip blood ALLLLL over all your other foods. Do you want to get sick? That little pan you got it on ain’t gonna cut it - it’ll fill right up and drip from the corners. Jeez, think, would ya?
For the love of fuck, Barbie, how dirty do you have to be to have a fucking rat just chill next to your fridge????
Try sweeping up the fucking crumbs before you try mopping anything with fucking Dawn. Jesus Christ.
Oh my God Barbie what the hell is wrong with you! Who wears white pants while cleaning the kitchen? Get real Barbie you’re such a dumb ass.
Barbie, what the fuck? You clean the floor without gloves? Do you know how many germs can get on your hands? Who knows how many people stepped on your ground today?
Barbie you stupid fucking twat. Who the fuck brings a hose inside the house, and especially to hose the wooden floorboards with?! That shit will just rot the fucking floorboards, then your house will smell like rot. Which I fucking hope it does. Because that’s what you get for having no brain and bringing a hose inside your house, you brainless slut.
Christsake, Barbie! You are a hot mess, you dumb bitch. Leaving cutlery on the floor? What happens when you have to have to go to the bathroom to change your tampon (clearly, this is one of your “heavy days”). Are you actually gonna pick the knives up before you sprint for the toilet? Of course you’re not! And while you’re squatting, someone could just walk into the kitchen for a glass of water, texting me on their iPhone, and be slammed out of cyber-reality because there is suddenly a fucking knife through their foot! Good going, you stupid twat.
Can you just explain to me why you have a fucking calculator on your fridge? And what the hell is up with your goddamn blender? What, you gonna blend shit all the way up there? What the fuck, Barbie? And where the fuck is your apron?!
(Source: micromimic, via mee-cat)
