What does this mean?
That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.
YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.
IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
oh yay. i live on bermuda, im only mildly terrified.ATLANTIS
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A Third X-Files Film, Featuring Simon Pegg?
I’ll be completely honest with you guys: when I first heard this news, I legitimately thought they were remaking The X-Files with Simon Pegg as the lead, and I’ll tell you something — I don’t think I’d mind that one bit. Well, I digress.
What we’re really here to discuss is the fact that Chris Carter, creator of the aforementioned X-Files, mentioned to Empire that he has high hopes for a third movie in the franchise, which is fantastic news considering that the last film was released over five years ago. The only hold up, says Carter, rests with Twentieth Century Fox and “whether they have the will to do it.”
He continues: “I think all of us are interested in putting the band back together. I have an idea for a third movie in my head[…] we want to go back to the mythology.”
As if the idea of a third X-Files film isn’t amazing enough, Carter went on to mention that Simon Pegg nearly made an appearance in the second film, I Want To Believe, “but there was no part for him.” Gillian Anderson, otherwise known as the illustrious Dana Scully, met the Shaun of the Dead star on the set of How To Lose Friends and Alienate People. After finding out that Pegg was a self-proclaimed fan of the series, Anderson passed along the information to Carter, who went on to say: “I certainly would think about him if we were to go forward in any way.”
It seems the only question that remains is the title, of course. Personally, I’m rooting for either “The X-Files: Trust No One”, or “The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge”, but hey, maybe that’s just me.